10 Signs You’re a Golf Collector (and Why You Need a Ball Marker Book)

Some golfers chase birdies. Others chase new courses. But some of us? We chase ball markers.

If you’re not sure whether you’ve crossed the line into “collector” territory, here are 10 signs that the answer is a resounding yes—and why a ball marker book might just save your sanity.

1. Your glove box rattles like a piggy bank

Because half your collection lives in your car.

2. Your partner sighs when they find another “mystery coin” in the laundry

Spoiler: it’s not currency.

3. You’ve got markers from courses you don’t even remember playing

But hey, they still count.

4. You tell yourself you’re “not really collecting”

Yet somehow you can’t leave a pro shop without one.

5. Your mates have stopped asking where you got them

Because they already know the answer: “the last course I played.”

6. You’ve considered framing them

But then realised you’d need to reframe every time you added a new one.

7. You’ve nearly lost your “favourite one” more times than you’d like to admit

Usually somewhere between the car park and the clubhouse.

8. You secretly judge courses that don’t sell ball markers

What kind of operation are they running, anyway?

9. You love showing them off—but hate digging through your bag to find them

Nothing kills a good golf story like five minutes of rummaging.

10. You’re reading this blog

Let’s be honest—you’re already a collector.

Why you need a ball marker book

Here’s the solution: the ball marker book. One sleek, organised place to keep up to 240 ball markers, ready to flip through and relive every round. No more clutter. No more lost memories. Just your golf story—neatly told.

Because if you’re a collector (and let’s face it, you are), your markers deserve better than the bottom of your golf bag. BUY NOW